My stat counter tells me that someone found this blog by Google searching "sarasota abc 7 whats wrong with john mcquiston's right arm." So I should tell you what happened that led to me having to wear this contraption on the aforementioned appendage.
I was mauled by a bear while saving a small child from its clutches.
You're right: not really. But it's much more exciting than what really happened, which is a chronic injury to a biceps tendon that gave way one day and required surgery to fix.
But if anyone asks, do me a favor, will you? Tell them the bear story. I always wanted to be a hero.
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